Geneva – Swiss officials expressed alarm today upon learning that former US Vice-Presidential candidate and all around ‘mama bear’ Sarah Palin had been contracted by the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office to bring the fugitive film director Roman Polanski back to its jurisdiction ‘dead or alive.’
The brilliant director and rapist survived World War II, the Holocaust, and Charles Manson, but apparently it takes a crazy Republican ex-governor with a shotgun and a penchant for moose meat to strike terror in the heart of the diminutive pedophile. “Have you looked in her eyes?” asked the tiny sodomite. “It’s worse than the end of Rosemary’s Baby! Look what happened to Letterman when he joked about her daughter. Saint merde!”
Officials at the State Department had no comment, but unidentified sources said they were confident justice would prevail. “She’s pretty good at destroying decrepit old men. Look at John McCain.”
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