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Waco, Texas - A group of disaffected hunters led by legendary rock star and renowned animal slayer Ted Nugent are urging officials to allow sportsmen to add a little pizzazz to their yearly ensembles instead of annually stalking the countryside in gaudy hunter’s safety orange.

Geneva – Swiss officials expressed alarm today upon learning that former US Vice-Presidential candidate and all around ‘mama bear’ Sarah Palin had been contracted by the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office to bring the fugitive film director Roman Polanski back to its jurisdiction ‘dead or alive.’

In a stunning turn of events, pop princess Taylor Swift turned the tables on rapper Kanye West after last week's awkward VMA moment.

Just 18 hours later, Kanye was in Dayton, Ohio, answering questions at a health care town meeting.  As he outlined President Obama's much-maligned "Public Option," Swift entered and screamed "YOU LIE!" from the back of the room.

New York – Joe Jackson filed an emergency request with the U.S. District Court in Manhattan requesting permission to immediately take charge of Walter Cronkite’s estate to ensure the famed newsman’s legacy would be protected.

“We workin’ a deal with Blu-ray,” said the Jackson family patriarch in a rambling, incoherent press conference on the steps of the courthouse, “and ain’t no way Debbie Rowe can take care of them kids.”